Our opera, En Schrank Gefangen, or Trapped in the Closet, was composed by Matt Aucoin, music direction and keyboards by William Hobbs. There's stuff piled on top of us. (Dareth gathers the remaining ninja in his studio.) Humble folks without temptation. ♪♪ sisters and brothers every race and creed ♪♪ ♪♪ every personality ♪♪ Â ª ♪♪ with tolerance and love â ª ♪♪ we're all free to be whee! It was a time when we had to take to the streets and to fight for our rights, when our opponents wanted to keep us in the closet. Live Show Video. ... Carin Gilfry explains how she once accidentally locked herself in a hotel closet, and because today’s show is being broadcast from an opera house stage, Ira is able to take the story to a place he never usually can. ♪♪ Wooldoor, narrating: it's always been my dream to entertain children. This is such a stupid goddamn situation. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: OK. Are you injured? In case no one told you, we got what we need to stop Nadakhan on the island. Fish #2: Don't worry little guy we'll get you out of this closet in no time. (The episode begins at SpongeBob's pineapple house where Gary is watching some television about how the fishes get trapped in a closet) Fish #1: I can't get out of the closet in time. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: (INAUDIBLE) the closet? Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation. Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. Okay, well, plan one is for you to lower your goddamn voice. Cole: Uh, yeah, it is. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Yes. It's not. Simple. South Park (1997–…): Season 9, Episode 12 - Trapped in the Closet - full transcript. Transcript; Adrianne Mathiowetz. The dramatics and the cliff-hanger leaves the audience at the edge of their seat wanting to know more The song is a ongoing narrative, with the lyrics playing the role of the narrator, Sylvester's thoughts and the voice of all three characters. Dareth: I wish I could tell you the mission is gonna be simple. A Terminator tries to stop Wooldoor's new children's show from turning the world gay. I. We can't get out. Toot pursues the mythical Wienermobile. Ample parking day or night. I'll be trapped in here in time. And when we got out there, the 16-year-old told us he had let the 5-year-old out of the closet and the dad had been abusing him and, you know, keeping him locked in a closet. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Moore 911. This is as low as I go, okay? (Gary is about to see the part where the two fish … Sweet Dee: We got to get out of here, Dennis. And you know, Pride month, it was born out of protest and celebration. Friendly faces everywhere. The Radio Drama Episode. Dareth: And when you fly your fancy Elemental Dragons up there, just how long do you think the … We just can't breathe. (18 minutes) We've got to get out of here. This is exactly what I'm talking about. 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